13/06/07 : Dirty Dolly's grave decision

Cone-tittied singer Dolly Parton is planning the breast gravestone ever.

Dolly - who appears to have put her career on hold while preparing for a Pete Burns lookalike competition - wants a statue of her huge mammaries erected above her final resting place.

Apparently she’s hoping it will be a huge pull for tourists.

Well if you do want breast-loving necrophiliacs arriving at your graveside wielding a Polaroid camera and a spade...

Posted By Editor On 13/06/07

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